Best things I heard all day:
[little girl complaining about outdoor bathrooms]
her Dad: Dear, it's part of the camping experience!
Girl: But Dad, it's creeping me out!
Cousin Amy: "I have been enjoying Warren Buffett’s biography. And I must say, Uncle Frank would win a Warren Buffett Look-Alike Contest. They have the same hair and glasses. Don’t worry, Uncle Frank, it’s a total compliment. It’s not everyday someone tells you you look like a billionaire.”
Oh my gosh, she's totally right. Check it out, my dad is Warren Buffett!
And last but not least...this is probably only funny to me:
Chris Merris (in a voicemail): Hey! CRIPPLE! Answer your phone! And call me back...bye. (Like only Padre Lopez could say it.)
